Get this: Disney takes Pooh, uses Pooh to make money. Original owner of Pooh sues Disney for royalities of said Pooh. Disney attempts to destroy documents that reveal the Pooh trail. Original owner of Pooh hires ex-convict to recover the Pooh trail documents from Disney’s garbage. Disney asks judge to dismiss case because the Pooh trail was uncovered by “unthinkable conduct.” Everyone now has pooh on their hands.